聖誕節的妙趣裝飾品
These sweet Grenade Ornaments by Suck UK will ensure that your next Christmas is a blast, pun very much intended. While we've long been fans of dangerous design (in symbolism, not in reality), these grenade ornaments are more than a conversation piece, they've been designed as a charity item for holiday decoration shoppers.
這個手榴彈聖誕裝飾一定能使你家的聖誕節熱鬧非凡，blast一語雙關，既是說炸彈爆炸，又形容節日氣氛爆棚。一直以來我們都喜愛冒險（只是象徵性的，而不是真正的危險品），一個小裝飾勝過千言萬語，他可是聖誕購物者的新寵哦。
What can be better than a fat gay mermaid on your Christmas tree?
還有什麼比胖胖的美人魚掛在你的聖誕樹上更好的呢？
We can't promise the Dog Poop Christmas Ornament will become a family heirloom but you can bet your family will still be talking about it well into the New Year. This sparkly, sculpted "doo" has been featured on the Jay Leno Show (really!) and is one of our most popular new items this season. A great gift for any pet lover with a warped sense of humor.
我們不能保證這個狗屎裝飾會成爲傳家之寶，但我可以打賭，直到新年你們還會談論它。這個閃光的雕刻裝飾作爲這一季度最受歡迎新品，它甚至是Jay Leno脫口秀的特色之一（真的！）。這可是送給寵物愛好者的不二選擇。
The Captain James T. Kirk Ornament is just one of many Star Trek themed items for all the trekkies out there.
詹姆斯·泰比裏厄斯·柯克艦長，一款《星際迷航》主題的裝飾，所有粉絲的最愛。
背景知識：James T. Kirk詹姆斯·泰比裏厄斯·柯克是Star Trek《星際迷航》系列中的一名角色。
Why does a Sex and the City Christmas Ornament exist is beyond our understanding. But that doesn't mean that these ornaments won't find a nice tree for themselves. The fact that the movie grossed over $400 million is proof that the Sex and the City franchise has a very strong base that will eat up whatever is thrown at them.
可能你無法想象這款慾望都市主題聖誕掛件居然有市場，但這並不妨礙它們爲自己找棵好樹把自己掛起來。事實上，《慾望都市》的電影版有着40億的票房佳績，不難想象不管推出什麼周邊產品，都會馬上被廣大粉絲搶購一空。
Who can resist the unstoppable mix of Farting Toys and Holiday Cheer? The Santa & Reindeer Tootin' Tushies are hysterical Christmas decoration to hang around the house or as a new favorite ornament on the tree. Santa and his reindeer do a lot of work on Christmas Eve so each must have some serious gas. It's a lot of pressure. But their farts are no regular flatulence. It is infused with the humor inspiring Christmas spirit. Squeeze either the Reindeer or Santa Tootin' Tushies Farting Ornament and it will fart a few bars of Deck the Halls for an impressive 15 or so seconds!
誰能阻擋放屁玩具和節日大餐？聖誕老人和馴鹿的屁股玩具要麼是歇斯底里的惡搞要麼就是你屋裏最好的裝飾。聖誕老人和馴鹿這幾天非常忙碌，你知道他們肚子裏一定存了很多氣，再來點兒壓力……但，這絕不僅僅是胃脹氣，而是一種聖誕氣氛。捏緊聖誕老人，或是馴鹿，你的屋子裏就能迴響那特殊的聲音，最長可以達15秒鐘以上。
Show your passion for pool with these set of balls 1-15 and cue. Includes Hooks for hanging. Make Your Holidays Merry with the Miniature Pool Ball Ornament!
用你的行動來秀秀你對臺球的愛吧，掛上數字到15的迷你桌球！
This hard to find Camera Ornament looks well loved and will be a fun addition to your tree this year.
這個古董照相機的裝飾十分珍貴，一定會是個可愛有趣的聖誕裝飾。
Created by Kurt Adler, This novelty Sushi Ornament features a sushi roll complete with ginger and chopsticks.
這個新穎的壽司裝飾奇就奇在連姜和筷子都給備全了。
Approximately 127 million adults in the U.S. are overweight, 60 million are obese, and 9 million are extremely obese. However, that hasn't stopped people from gorging on incredibly unhealthy fast food. If you can't get enough of your 1000+ calorie value meals during lunch and dinner, bring them home by way of these Fast Food Burger & Fries Christmas Ornaments.
在美國將近12億7千人超重，6億人肥胖，900萬人過度肥胖。但這沉甸甸的事實沒有敲醒仍舊沉迷垃圾食品的人們。如果你嫌攝取正餐裏的1000卡路里不夠的話，把它們帶回家吧。
