簡單英語故事翻譯

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　　簡單英語故事翻譯1：

A young man went to a job interview.

一個年輕人去參加面試。

“If you’re going to work here young man,” said the boss, “the number two thing you must learn is that we are very keen on cleanliness in this firm.”

“如果你想到這兒工作，年輕人，”老闆說，“你必須知道的第二點就是我們這家公司非常喜歡整潔乾淨的人。”

“Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?”

“你進來的時候有沒有用墊子擦過你的腳呢?”

“Oh, yes, sir,” responded the young man.

“哦，有的，先生。”年輕人回答道。

“And the number one thing we are very keen on is truthfulness. There is no mat.” said the boss.

“而我們最看重的第一點就是誠實。這裏根本就沒有墊子。”老闆說。

　簡單英語故事翻譯2：

Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, "Just think, Fred, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand."

母親決定儘可能地削減家庭預算，所以她沒有乾洗衣服，而是用手將衣服洗了。爲她的節儉感到非常驕傲的她向父親吹噓道，“弗瑞德，想想看，我們比原來又多了五美元了，因爲我手洗了這些衣服。”

"Good," my dad quickly replied. "Wash it again!"

“幹得不錯，”父親迅速回答道，“再洗一遍!”

　　簡單英語故事翻譯3：

There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!"

一位老人開車行駛在高速公路上。他的妻子打他的電話焦慮地說，“赫爾曼，小心點!我剛剛在廣播上聽到有個瘋子正駕車逆行在280公路上!”

Herman says, "I know, I'm on Route 280 but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!"

赫爾曼說，“我知道，我正在280公路上，不過這裏不止一個瘋子，有個上百個!”。

　簡單英語故事翻譯4：

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.

一個男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車，一個女人相向駕車而來。他們相遇時，那個女的從窗中伸出頭來叫到：“豬!!”那個男的立即從窗中伸出頭來回敬道：“女巫!!”他們繼續前行。這個男的在下一個路口轉彎時，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。要是這個男的能聽懂那個女人的意思就好了。