經典的英語幽默搞笑的笑話

英語也可以很輕鬆的學習哦。今天小編就給大家分享一下英語的笑話，歡迎大家參考和閱讀

　　漂亮的結婚禮物

we attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practicAl household gift, a fire extinguisher. apparently, the couple mass-produced their thank-you notes because we received a card saying: thank you very much for the nice wedding gift. we look forward to using it soon.

我們參加了一個熟人的兒子的婚禮。由於我們都不認識那個年輕人和他的新娘，所以我們決定送給他們一個實用的全家禮----一個滅火器。很明顯，這對新人大批量製作了他們的感謝信，因爲我們收到了一張卡片，上面寫着：“非常感謝您的漂亮的結婚禮物，我們期待着不久就用到它。”

　　童言無忌

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm1) a Mother was tucking her small boy into was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor2) in his voice，“Mommy，will you sleep with me tonight ?”The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring3) hug. “I can' t，dear.” She said.“I have to sleep in Daddy's room.”Along silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice：“The big sissy4).”

一個夏季的晚上，雷雨大作，母親讓小男孩上牀鑽進被窩。她正準備熄燈，孩子聲音顫抖地問：“媽咪，你今晚可以陪我睡嗎?”母親笑着，擁抱一下小孩安慰說，“親愛的，不可以。我得睡在爸爸的房間。”一陣長長的沉默之後，男孩小聲地用顫音說：“大膽小鬼。”

　　媽咪，我是從哪兒來的呢?

Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?

兔寶寶：媽咪，我是從哪兒來的呢

Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.

兔媽媽：等你長大點再告訴你

Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.

兔寶寶：噢媽咪，現在就告訴我吧，求您了

Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat.

兔媽媽：如果你一定要知道，那我告訴你你是從魔術師的帽子裏被拽出來的。