雙語笑話:一睡醒，你就被炒魷魚了

As soon as you wake up, you're fired

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Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest. As long as you're asleep, it read, you have a job. But as soon as you wake up, you're fired.我的同事有好幾小時不見人了。我們瘋了地到處找他。最後老闆發現，他正在睡大覺。沒叫醒他，老闆悄無聲息地在我的同事的胸前放了個紙條。睡覺時，條上寫着，你是我的員工，醒來你就不是了。