關於聖誕節的英語搞笑對話

聖誕節英語搞笑對話

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do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?

Merry Christmas to ewe(發音同you)!

綿羊在聖誕節會對其它同伴說什麼?

母羊聖誕節快樂。(祝你聖誕節快樂)

's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner?

Your teeth!

把什麼放進聖誕大餐上最好。

你的牙齒。

should Christmas dinner always be well done?

So you can say "Merry Crispness"!

爲什麼聖誕節都要吃大餐?

因爲你就可以說“吃得快樂”

k Knock.

Who's there?

Mary.

Mary who?

Mary Christmas!

咚咚咚。

誰呀

瑪麗

哪個Mary?

5.A definition of Christmas:The time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental.

聖誕節的定義：人人都爲聖誕老人瘋狂。

What did one Christmas cracker say to the other Christmas cracker?

My POP is bigger than yours!

一個聖誕節爆竹會對另一個聖誕節爆竹說什麼?

我的爆炸聲比你的爆炸聲大

comes at the end of Christmas Day?

The letter "Y"!

聖誕節Christmas Day最後的是什麼?

字母Y