英文短笑話:抽象名詞

An Abstract Noun

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Teacher: What's an abstract noun, Jane?

Jane: I don't know, madam.

Teacher: What, you don't know! Well. It's the name of a thing which you can think of but cannot touch. Now, give me an example.

Jane: A red-hot poker, madam.抽象名詞

老師：簡，什麼是抽象名詞？

簡：我不知道，老師。

老師：什麼，你不知道！抽象名詞就是你想象得到但觸摸不到的東西。現在，你給我舉個例子。

簡：老師，比如說一根炙熱的撥火棍。