英語笑話:To Give Up the Seat 讓座

Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a , you've done the right thing, says MommyBut Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

小約翰告訴媽媽：早上我和爸爸坐公車時，他讓我給一位女士讓座。好，你做得對。媽媽說。但是，媽媽，我那時正坐在爸爸的大腿上。