每日一說 | 跟老闆開了個玩笑，不知道他會不會辭掉我！

A man joined a big corporate empire as a trainee.

一個人進入一家大公司作實習生。

On his very first day of work, he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone—"Get me a coffee, quickly!"

第一天上班時，他撥通了配餐室的電話，對着電話吼道：“給我來杯咖啡，快點！”

The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"

另一頭傳來一個聲音，回他道：“你這傻子，你打錯分機啦！傻子，你知道你在跟誰說話嗎？”

"No," replied the trainee.

“不知道。”實習生答道。

"It's the CEO of the company, you fool!"

“你這傻子，我是公司的執行總裁！”

The trainee shouted back, "And do you know who you are talking to, you fool?!"

實習生也衝那邊嚷起來：“那你知道你在跟誰說話嗎，你這傻子！”

"No." replied the CEO indignantly.

“不知道。”總裁憤憤不平地說。

"Good!" replied the trainee, and put down the phone.

“很好！”實習生回答說，然後把電話掛了。